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¿¿UNA CUBITA EN CASA??

ASI SE LA HAN DE APLICAR AL AMIGO EMMANUEL Y ANEXOS...






'Mi vida, ahorita vengo...'

 '¿A dónde vas, cariño?'
(expresión de recién casados)

'Al bar, mi cielito, a tomarme una cubita.'

 La mujer se lleva la mano a la cintura y le dice:

'¿Quiere una cubita, mi amorcito?'

Y en eso abre la puerta de su mini-bar y le enseña varias  marcas de Rones
de diferentes países:  mexicanos, portorriqueños, jamaiquinos, venezolanos,
cubanos, etc.

El marido no  sabe que decir, y se le ocurre decirle:

'Ay mi pichurri, pero en el bar... tu sabes... el vaso especial ... los
hielos ...

' No terminaba de decirlo, cuando la esposa interrumpe, diciendole:

'¿Quiere vaso especial, hielos, etc. mi amorcito?' Saca vasos y hielo del
congelador tan blanco que hasta temblaba de frío...

El marido apenado, dice:

'Si chiquita mía, pero en el bar sirven unas botanas
riquísimas...    vuelvo enseguida...'

'¿Quiere botanitas mi amorcito?' Abre el horno, el frigorífico y saca quince
platos diferentes de botanas:
aceitunas, totopos, cacahuates, papas fritas, palomitas, quesos, caviar,
carnes frías, etc.

 'Pero caramelito, en el bar... tu sabes... las maldiciones, las palabrotas
y todo aquello...'

¿Quiere palabrotas mi amorcito?,
entonces:

 TE TOMAS TU PINCHE CUBA EN EL PUTO VASO CON TU HIELO CABRON..

 Y TE TRAGAS LAS CHINGADAS PAPAS Y LOS PUTOS CACAHUATES,

PERO DE AQUI PURA MADRE SALES, HIJO DE TU PINCHE MADRE!'


 ¿ALGO MAS MI REY?


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